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The Incredible Parade of Cool

by Jeff Roberson and The Murder Creek Assembly

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1.
Ooo lover girl Ooo lover boy It’s just another night in this crazy mixed up world Ooo la la la la la la la la la la Ooo la la la la la Ain’t no call for you to cry Ain’t no time to roll and rub your knees to your thighs Like a man whose lost his way Lost his dignity and is now to drunk to play Standing at the bar you curse Another asshole with a song, your not a first It’s time to have yoru say Sit down my friend, it’s just not your day Ooo la la la la la la la la la la Ooo la la la la la Oh citified, to hip say good bye Dry humping on a stool Another boy, another girl, another parade of cool Going down to your knees I love these kids, they don’t even have to say please Ooo la la la la la la la la la la Ooo la la la la la Ooooo, lover girl Oooooo lover boy It’s just another night In this crazy, spinning world Ooo la la la la la la la la la la Ooo la la la la la
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Oh Holy Hell 02:35
Last night I stumbled out and laid down on the ground. The world like an ice globe, fractured and spinning round Ass in the dirt, reaching for the stars, coming up empty mind and body at war Oh holy hell, my head has exploded, corn liquor and mushrooms mashing up my brain. The sun will rise like a harridan hooker, I’ll be hiding my eyes, hopeful for some rain. The Town Pump rocked last night, we tore up the place, spilled out on State St. completely shitfaced. Then we laughed and laughed and laughed as the paper wall fell. I collapsed into the night, you guys were wishing me well I40 comes to me and not to gently. Passed out in a pick up truck, hoping for the rain - Black Mountain won’t ever be the same Last night in The Cave, standing at the bar, another night another town, another chance at war. I'm going down, sinking down, so far down.
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Conversations and love affairs Drifting through the night Slurring drunks and captive eyes Locked into my sight it’s past midnight free fall to morning and I’m watching you float past my table My feet frozen, body unable To exercise the command my mouth cannot handle All these drunks in all these dives Every night bring new life Struggle through, dawn to dusk Use misery in the clutch Know consequences breathing in present tenses Trying to conjure their senses With words and drink Tying up sentences And find some meaning to it all See the sunlight filtering Through the evening leaves Dance across the Sweet William in the evening breeze hot air swells, the rains refuse to tell a dragonfly glides across the lawn through the baby’s breadth and on out through to dawn floating fireflies turn into stars
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Dusk To Dawn 04:04
From dusk to dawn while you’re at home, the freaks are out and the poets roam In a crowd I’m all alone Silently sitting, they pass by Where once I walked and now I lie slowly while my demons die dragonflies swarm in a dance beating their wings against romance The summer winds are dying down, today The stars have nothing left to say From dusk to dawn while your out high Uneasy sleep no reasons why You are who you are, no questions rise in the morning when I wake your laying there for me to take A kiss holds you down, my own to make Flying on silver wings chaos tugs my heartstrings The summer winds are blowing today dragonflies will have their way From dusk to dawn while we’re at home, the freaks are out and the poets roam in the dark I sit alone Your upstairs in your dreams Sleep, a poets requiem Dragonfly’s flitting in Summer sun rise citrine
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On your knees and on your elbows, the noisy prayer flows from your soul into your mouth then out in to the room And like a corner preacher preaches to the sidewalk walking masses, your words fall on deaf ears and your heart falls on the floor And where’s my salvation, where’s my reward. I’ve thwarted temptation - left the devil at my door It’s here you present your offering for the people who sit suffering and the ones bent on crushing, their lifetimes that you dread. So you reach down to the challis and bring it to your lips, drink deep from the spirits and fall into yourself. No need for salvation, you have your reward. There is no temptation, no devil at my door Redemption and conquest over demons in your eyes. It’s here you find the very best, it’s here you damn the lies It’s then you remember the times the spirits found you and lifted you up from nothing, then delivered you to yourself Here’s my salvation here’s my reward, embrace the temptation, let the devil in my door Now the neon glows like stain glass in a sunlit reverie, elevating the evenings bombast and throwing it to gods door. The sound blows like a trumpet for all those who care to hear, breaking down your walls of silence and rumbling through your fear. Embrace my salvation. Feel my reward. Succumb to your temptation, let the devil in your door The alcohol burns the rafters, on the morning of hereafters, when the saints have only laughter, to run the sinners off to bed. So we roll away slowly, from this place, so holy, where the streetlight floats so ghostly, in the early morning fog
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Riding along the Billy Graham, past the strip clubs and the whores and the men. Package beer, amphetamines, cigarettes and 2 wheeled machines: evanescent light in the blackened, corpulent night “Dave Long ain’t nobody,” said the nobody in the bar, “A 300 lb sack of shit, a victim of the nicotine wars." Split shoe shuffle and nothing much to say, specter of the night, who has his way. "I liked that song, I like BBQ and I like ice tea.” I don’t like NASCAR, but, what the fuck, rednecks are ok by me. I want to vomit, slip away, vanish into the night. Become a ghost (oneiric) swallowed by the light. But there’s songs to sing and always time to kill, life to live, more beer to drink, all the thrills and chills. Then I see you, floating, 300lbs, long dirty hair, a southern ghost…unearthly… Dave Long ain’t nobody. In the morning, the night stains our faces. My fevers broke and bile still stings my nose. Lance is outside by the bar door, the morning sun glows and yesterdays foolishness melts from his soul. And then he’s there, unseen and then apparent. Gary Pucket, glowing green, cigarette and a beer. He says nothing, he’s got nothing to say; corporeal, translucent, the color of money Another highway, same old bar, another Friday night. Lonely hearts and bulging blue jeans - a drunken fools delight. Billy Graham’s a ghost, a highway, a faithful mans protest. He is the asphalt leading the way to a strippers flesh. But here we are, still as ice, in our big white van, Lance taking his jacket from the ghost of a man. Green and motionless and then he’s gone Dave Long ain’t nobody and nobody had his say.
8.
This Old Car 03:08
This Old Car This old car, it's run real far, so many places it has seen. From empathetic junkies in Worcester, to sweet transvestites in New Orleans. And now it’s time to realize, it’s turning real slow. You can still be satisfied by parking it at home The seats are lumpy and the oil is thick, it grinds when it shifts, but it goes. The paint has peeled and the lights have dimmed, but it still got that old mojo. Even so it’s sacrifice is one that can’t be weighed, there's a time to go, a time to say no and a time to be saved. And all of these years, and all of the miles, and all of the things we have done; are held in my heart, locked in my soul, they will never be gone, never be gone. This old car, it’s run real far, so many things it has seen. Ghosts and rednecks and drunks and freaks and everything in between…

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"The Incredible Parade of Cool" chronicles years spent kicking along the bottom of the music business. Songs of slumming and slamming through bars and clubs, searching for truth and light and finding nothing but ghosts and rednecks and drunks and freaks and everything in between.

Recorded a core of Kendall Davis and Joe Klug (Wussy) on drums, Paul Cavins (Goose) and Sammy Wulfleck (Goose, The Generals) on bass plus a cast of the most pleasant and talented people the Cincinnati music scene has to offer.

"Jeff Roberson's songwriting embodies the soulful pocket of twangy folk rock that inexplicably materialized in Southwest Ohio."
- Ezra Waller, Midpoint Music Festival

The download is available as a 44k/24bit high res wav file and the music is mastered for dynamics, so TURN IT UP!

credits

released July 9, 2012

Recorded, produced and mix by Jeff Roberson at the Barn on Murder Creek, Colerain Township, Ohio

Mastered by Too Ta Jones for Pet Posse Productions

Additional recording at Ultrasuede Studios, Cincinnati, Ohio

The Murder Creek Assembly:

Jeff Roberson - vocals, acoustic and electric guitar

Sammy Wulfeck - acoustic and electric bass; bowed acoustic bass

Joe Klug - drums, tympani, shaker, Wurlitzer electric piano

Lisa Walker- vocals, backing vocals

Paul Cavins - electric bass

Kendall Davis - drums, bongos, tambourine, shaker, vibraslap

Landen Summay - organ

Matt Combs - fiddle

Jason Gay - electric guitar

Niki Buehrig - backing vocals

Ed Pettersen - backing vocals

John Curley - electric bass

Annette Christianson - violin, backing vocals

Toby Ellis - pedal steel guitar

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Murder Creek Assembly Cincinnati, Ohio

"Jeff Roberson's songwriting embodies the soulful pocket of twangy Folk Rock that inexplicably materialized in Southwest Ohio." - Ezra Waller
City Beat Magazine

"The Godfather of anti-folk" - Dan Reed, WFPK

"Doing live bumps with JR!" - Gary Burbank, WLW
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